AmuseYourself.com ("Amuse Yourself!") Terms of Service (TOS) and Privacy Policy AmuseYourself.com ("Amuse Yourself!"; "this Web site") is a private Web site, owned and operated by a private individual (referred to below as "we" and "us"). By accessing any part of this Web site, you accept and agree to be bound by the terms and provision of this TOS and Privacy Policy, which may be modified at any time, without notice. The owner of this Web site reserves the right at any time and from time to time to modify or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, any or all services of this Web site, with or without notice. You agree that the owner of this Web site shall not be liable to you or to any third party for any modification, suspension or discontinuance of the services of this Web site (or any part thereof). By accessing any part of this Web site, you agree to the following: This Web site is provided for entertainment purposes only. The owner of this Web site does not claim everything will be accurate all the time. You will not hold the owner of this Web site accountable if you find something you don't agree with, or don't like, or something that doesn't work the way it's supposed to. You agree not to use this Web site for any illegal or otherwise nefarious purpose. You agree not to spam, hack, abuse or otherwise attempt to disrupt operation of the AmuseYourself.com Web site, or otherwise harrass or threaten the owner of this Web site or any other user of this Web site. You agree not to send the owner of this Web site or any other user of this Web site hate mail, spam, or other abusive forms of communication, in any form whatsoever, electronic or otherwise. You agree not to defame, liberal, or slander this Web site, or the owner of this Web site, or any other user of this Web site. You agree not to cause damage to this Web site, or to the owner of this Web site, or to any other user of this Web site in any way we haven't already thought of and specified here. You are welcome to browse every last pixel of publicly-accessible information on this site, but you are not allowed to copy any of it, including but not limited to text, images, and design elements. You may quote brief excerpts of text (no more than 10% of text from a single page/article) on your own Web site or in other publications in accordance with U.S. Code: Title 17: Section 107 for nonprofit educational purposes, but if you do so, you agree to attribute AmuseYourself.com with a live link back to http://www.AmuseYourself.com. You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, trade, resell or exploit for any commercial purposes, any portion or use of, or access to, this Web site, including but not limited to content and advertisements. There are links to many external sites throughout AmuseYourself.com. You agree that the owner of this Web site has no responsibility whatsoever for the content of any site such links lead to. We link to sites that we know at the time are what they say they are, but we are not responsible for changes other people may make. You agree that when you visit any site outside of AmuseYourself.com, you are bound by that site's Terms of Service and Privacy Policy (which you should always read), and no longer by ours. You agree that the owner of this Web site will not be held responsible for anything that happens on, with, or to your computer while using this Web site, or any site to which this Web site links. You agree to indemnify and hold the owner of this Web site and any subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, employees, partners and/or licensors harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of any interaction whatsoever with this Web site or its owner, your use of this Web site, your violation of the TOS, or your violation of any rights of another. Information Gathered This site does not collect any personally-identifiable information, unless you choose to give it to us. You do not have to register, or tell us who you are, in order to access the public areas of this site. We will not sell, give away, trade, or share with any third party anything you tell us about yourself, with two exceptions: 1) to comply with law enforcement, including court orders; 2) to thwart any attempt to spam, hack, abuse, or otherwise disrupt the function of this Web site, and/or any attempt to abuse the owner of this Web site, in which case the owner of this Web site will turn over every shred of information we have and/or can find to your Internet Service Provider, and/or the appropriate law enforcement agency/ies. What We Do With Data Generated from Traffic Each time a visitor comes to AmuseYourself.com, we automatically collect some basic information: the domain the visitor is coming from, the visitor's IP address, and (when we can) the page the visitor came from to get to our site, and the type of browser the visitor is using. We generate an aggregate picture of general traffic to help us understand how visitors use this site, and to help us make the experience of visiting this Web site more efficient, functional, and enjoyable. We cannot tell who you are from any of this information (which is standard information collected by virtually every site on the Web). Copyright All logos and trademarks on this site are property of their respective owners. All other content is copyrighted by individual authors and used with permission, except where otherwise indicated. Everything else, including design and graphics, is Copyright (c) 1996-2010 Joyce A. Rogers. All Rights Reserved. At times, we will provide material under U.S. Fair Use doctrine, meaning that we will copy/quote in a limited context from other sources. We may provide certain images, multimedia files, and programs on our site that unintentionally violate an original owner's copyright. We have a large library of material harvested from multiple sources, and while we do our very best to identify the origin of every source, and reproduce materials in strict accordance with United States law, at times we may make honest mistakes, which we attempt to rectify. We always attempt to attribute the original source or to license the material and do not knowingly violate U.S. copyright laws. If you are a publisher or owner of original content that you believe was posted here, and you believe the posting violates your copyright laws, please contact us through a comment link (found on most pages of the site), and we will remove offending material upon proof that you are the copyright owner. Contributions By submitting ideas, suggestions, documents, and/or proposals ("contributions") to this Web site, you acknowledge and agree that: 1) your contributions do not contain confidential or proprietary information; 2) the owner of this Web site is not under any obligation of confidentiality, express or implied, with respect to such contributions; 3) the owner of this Web site shall be entitled to use or disclose (or choose not to use or disclose) such contributions for any purpose, in any way, in any media worldwide; 4) the owner of this Web site may possess something similar to such contributions already under consideration or in development; 5) your contributions automatically become the property of the owner of this Web site without any obligation of the owner of this Web site to you; and 6) you are not entitled to any compensation or reimbursement of any kind from the owner of this Web site under any circumstances. Contacting the Webmaster You may contact the owner of this site at any time by leaving a comment on any page of this site that accepts comments. Are we making it hard for you to contact us? We're not trying to -- but we are trying to deflect spambots. Who This Site is Intended For -- And Who It Isn't We do not knowingly house any content that would harm anyone under the age of 18, but this site is not intended for people under 18 years of age. By accessing any part of this Web site, you represent that you are of legal age to form a binding contract and are not a person barred from accessing any part of this Web site under the laws of the United States or other applicable jurisdiction. It should be noted by residents of the United States that by accessing any part of this Web site, you may be engaging in communications sent through intra- and/or interstate networks, which may originate in and/or pass through servers located in (but not necessarily only) California, Kansas and/or Florida. When it comes to the question of whether you can, or should, access the content of any Web site, it is up to you to know and follow the applicable laws of your country, state, province, city, village, and/or any other organization or person who rules your behavior, online or otherwise. We also believe it is the responsibility of every parent/guardian to monitor and limit Internet content viewed by his or her child/charge. We are not babysitters. In any case, the owner of this Web site reserves the right to immediately suspend or terminate your access to any part of this Web site, and/or refuse any and all current or future use of this Web site, for any reason whatsoever, without prior notice. If you do not agree with all of the above, then you agree not to access any part of this Web site.

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy Everything we created: Copyright © 1996-2010 AmuseYourself.com. All Rights Reserved. Everything we didn't create, we have permission to use, but rest assured, somebody does hold a copyright on everything, so don't steal anything. If you do, we will call upon Cthulhu to bring down the same fate upon you as Laurence Harvey suffered in that "Night Gallery" episode you can't stand thinking about. If you want to contact us, we don't keep a "contact" link anywhere, because spammers love us (and we hate them). So if you want to get in touch, use one of the cleverly-disguised links to send us a movie spoiler, and we'll get the message... even if we just told you where to find the "contact" link, so it's not so cleverly-disguised anymore, is it? Oh, well. Cthulhu will get the spammers, too. Our faith sustains us.