* Cleaner: We're dumping a lot of bloated, extraneous third-party code that was never worth a lick of spit in the first place, and going back to good old, hand-coded HTML, which makes everything run faster. (And, by not having to rely on somebody else's idea of how a Web site should work, we will control the transmission. We will control the vertical. We will control the horizontal... And if you want to know how that ends, find an old rerun of "The Outer Limits.") As for uncut, well, we were thinking about the South Park movie when we wrote this.

Some things might not work right while we're making all these changes — some pages may not redirect to where they should, and you might run into a dead end once in a while. If so, we apologize, and appreciate your patience. We think you're going to like the new Amuse Yourself! (the giant graphics are going away, and the colors are already happier, aren't they?)... and we think it's about darned time we did something different; it's been ages since we've updated the whole site. Or, actually, downdated — we're going back to a much more retro layout and function. Why? Because we miss the good old days, when the Internet was still simple, easy and FUN!